Discordian Saints

The Five Apostles

1. Hung Mung

2. Dr. Van Van Mojo

3. Sri Syadasti

3. The Blessed St. Gulik the Stoned

4. Zarathud the Incorrigible

5. Malaclypse the Elder

Saints First Class: Lance, Lieutenant and Brigadier Saints

Malaclypse the Younger

(Author of the Principia Discordia)

St. Quixote

(From Don Quixote, Cervantes)

St. Yossarian

(from Catch 22, Heller)

St. Bokonon

(from Cat's Cradle, Vonnegut)

St. Zippy the Microcephalic

(From Bill Griffith's Zippy the Pinhead comics)

St. Cosimo

(from Baron in the Trees, by Italo Calvino)

St. Caulfield

(from Catcher in the Rye, Salinger)

St. Bob the Silent

From Clerks

Saints Second Class

Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico:

The first and only Emperor of the United States, Norton made insanity work for him, and proved that reality is what you can get away with.
Other Nortonian links:

• Emperor Norton I: an illustrated biography
  
• gopher.eden.com's Emperor Norton file
• Through Space and Time with the Emperor Norton

(See also the _Sandman_ comic issue 31: "Three Septembers and a January", which covers the story of Norton; annotations for this issue are here.

St. Edward the Spectacularly Bad (Ed Wood):

Unwittingly became the creator of a new, completely unintentional, paradigm in cutting-edge cinematic surrealism.
For more information, see The Ed Wood homepage.

St. Francis the Incoherent (Francis E. Dec, Esq.):

See the Kooks Museum.

St. Archimedes the Screwy (Archimedes Plutonium):

Advocate of the theory of Plutonium Atom Totality, Archimedes spectacularly unified ancient Greek religion and modern-day particle physics.
For more information, see the Psychoceramics page.

St. Jarvis Cocker

Honoured for his timely turkey-cursing of the puppets of Grayface.

Aneristic Avatars